Love waking up to juicy, forward-thinking LinkedIn articles.[1]http://bit.ly/2pehKNF
Technology eliminates jobs while Government strives to produce them. Real world cannibalism that’s acceptable because it is less gory. Or is it? Our eyes are shielded from the suffering on the dark side of our piggy bank coins.
Modest Proposing (again)
If I were Government, I would pry the workforce from Tech’s tightening grasp so I wouldn’t have to work so hard at creating jobs for the unemployed. Government life would be a little bit easier.
Wait, isn’t that the point of tech? … To make life easier so we don’t have to work so hard?
Life is pretty easy.
Need a date and you’re fearful of rejection? Hit up Tinder.
Want coffee but don’t want to wait in line to pay? Starbucks® app has your back.
Need your dry cleaning done but can’t make the trip to the dry cleaners? Dryv will take care of you in Chicago.[2]https://dryv.com/
Need to order food for the office luncheon? Try Seamless.[3]https://www.seamless.com/
Instacart, Peapod and Amazon Fresh will deliver your groceries or if you can afford the upsell, BistroMD or BlueApron.[4]In the online chat for BistroMD, the oven or the microwave was recommended to heat up the meal. The microwave???? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZBVCdpPpKI
You can Snapshat your friends on the Uber ride to your AirBnB.
If you want to blast a message to the world, all you need is a MacBook or a smartphone and a wifi connection.
Once there’s an app for everything, including breathing, what will be left for humans to do?
Will humans be left?
Maybe we should eat Dr. Hannibal Techter for dinner.
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